January 2011
nelipott-monstr asked: Welllllllll, happy 20th birthday sir. (:<3
Jan 1st
December 2010
How long...
Until i feel like the GOD DAMN BATMAN?
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If i had a nickel for every time i heard that...
…I woulda probably shoved one up my nose by now.
Dec 20th
Nicholas Was... (A Christmas Poem By Neil Gaiman)
Nicholas Was… Older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue; conducted incomprehensible rituals when they were not actually working in the factories. Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
I have a cold. It's making me stuffy.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m stuffy.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
aw man... i was actually gonna go this year
unicornkid: what the hell, insane clown posse at bamboozle? for the first time in years, the lineup was looking good enough for me to want to go, but that just ruined it. i really don’t want to be with a bunch of juggalos and juggaletes all day. they tend to be rather tasteless people. well this is just a bummer
Dec 17th
I want to fly.
but i not on a plane. not in a helicopter. not even like superman.  I just want a fucking pair of wings.
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I lack what some people call
“People Skills”
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“Journalists don’t uncover information about what the government does...”
– Stephen Colbert
Dec 10th
It never fails. Im just about to fall asleep and a...
“But Jake. There are so many people not on fire”
Dec 10th
I think it's funny we live in a world where saying...
Than saying “I’m going to kill you.”
Dec 9th
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I've got a gun in my hand, but that gun won't...
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
I have school tomorrow
I hate when I have school tomorrow.
Dec 8th
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zombriibrii asked: yea i know Jim. he's the fucking tits!(:
Dec 7th
Dec 4th
“WE BOUT TO GET DRUNK OFF PANCAKES”
– Epic Meal Time
Dec 4th
Day catch up
Day 12 - Bullet your whole day. So far? being awake moving on. Day 13 - Somewhere you’d like to move or visit. Ireland, seeing as ive never left the country i was born in, and i feel everyone should go somewhere else to get a new perspective. plus it just seems like a chill place. Day 14 - Your earliest memory. crawling/falling out a window, hence the fear of heights. Day 15 - Your favorite...
Dec 3rd
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