This is a site i made, because i (like most of you) am a self centered bastard. My name is Jake(land) and i don't really know what to say here except i think thoughts and most of the time fail at using words in a good way.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder